INCANDESCENT LIGHT
From Lat. incendo, to burn, and Eng. cent, meaning money. An invention for burning money.
INCOME The reliable offspring of a wise investment. From Lat. in and coma, meaning sleep. Money which works while you sleep.
INDEPENDENCE Self government. Good enough for a Cuban, but too good for a Filipino.
INDIGESTION A distressing stomach trouble that is sometimes temporarily relieved by kicking the cat or whipping the children.