MAGAZINE A receptacle for explosives, literary or mechanical.
MAGNATE One who can float capital in a considerable body of water. From Lat. magnus, great, and nator, to swim; a great swimmer.
MAIDEN LADY A term applied to an old maid by those who wish to avoid hurting her feelings.
MALT A humble grain which often gets into a ferment, cools off and becomes Stout in its old age.
MAN Something that "Goes first on four feet, then two feet, then three, but the more feet it goes on the weaker it be!"