A moment afterwards the door closed behind the Rev. Reuben Tripple and his influence in Lebanon. “I couldn’t shake hands with him,” said Ingolby to himself, “but I’m glad he didn’t sniffle. There’s some stuff in him—if it only has a chance.”
“I’ve done a good piece of business, Berry,” he said cheerfully as he passed through the barber-shop. “Suh, if you say so,” said the barber, and they left the shop together.
CHAPTER IX. MATTER AND MIND AND TWO MEN
Promptly at nine o’clock Jethro Fawe knocked at Ingolby’s door, and was admitted by the mulatto man-servant Jim Beadle, who was to Ingolby like his right hand. It was Jim who took command of his house, “bossed” his two female servants, arranged his railway tours, superintended his kitchen—with a view to his own individual tastes; valeted him, kept his cigars within a certain prescribed limit by a firm actuarial principle which transferred any surplus to his own use; gave him good advice, weighed up his friends and his enemies with shrewd sense; and protected him from bores and cranks, borrowers and “dead-beats.”
Jim was accustomed to take a good deal of responsibility, and had more than once sent people to the right-about who had designs on his master, even though they came accredited. On such occasions he did not lie to protect himself when called to account, but told the truth pertinaciously. He was obstinate in his vanity, and carried off his mistakes with aplomb. When asked by Ingolby what he called the Governor General when he took His Excellency over the new railway in Ingolby’s private car, he said, “I called him what everybody called him. I called him ‘Succelency.’” And “Succelency” for ever after the Governor General was called in the West. Jim’s phonetic mouthful gave the West a roar of laughter and a new word to the language. On another occasion Jim gave the West a new phrase to its vocabulary which remains to this day. Having to take the wife of a high personage of the neighbouring Republic over the line in the private car, he had astounded his master by presenting a bill for finger-bowls before the journey began. Ingolby said to him, “Jim, what the devil is this—finger-bowls in my private car? We’ve never had finger-bowls before, and we’ve had everybody as was anybody to travel with us.” Jim’s reply was final. “Say,” he replied, “we got to have ‘em. Soon’s I set my eyes on that lady I said: ‘She’s a finger-bowl lady.’”
“‘Finger-bowl lady’ be hanged, Jim, we don’t—” Ingolby protested, but Jim waved him down.
“Say,” he said decisively, “she’ll ask for them finger-bowls—she’ll ask for ‘em, and what’d I do if we hadn’t got ‘em.”
She did ask for them; and henceforth the West said of any woman who put on airs and wanted what she wasn’t born to: “She’s a finger-bowl lady.”
It was Jim who opened the door to Jethro Fawe, and his first glance was one of prejudice. His quick perception saw that the Romany wore clothes not natural to him. He felt the artificial element, the quality of disguise. He was prepared to turn the visitor away, no matter what he wanted, but Ingolby’s card handed to him by the Romany made him pause. He had never known his master give a card like that more than once or twice in the years they had been together. He fingered the card, scrutinized it carefully, turned it over, looked heavenward reflectively, as though the final permission for the visit remained with him, and finally admitted the visitor.