Why, Commander! What brings you here?
CAIUS
Ain't this the night of the banquet? I thought this was the night of the banquet. If this ain't the night of the banquet, then I—
PISO
Of course it is. But how did you get here?
CAIUS
Ain't this the palace? I thought this was the palace. I saw a lot of girls going in the basement and so I thought it was the palace.
PISO
So it is. But this is the Emperor's private corridor. You ought to have gone the other way, through the atrium.