CAIUS

Excuse me, gentleman. I apologize. [He attempts a right-about-face] Which way did you say? I thought I was in the palace. I saw a lot of cuties going into the basement and so I thought it was the palace. [Suddenly pulling himself up] But say, Doctor, I knew I wanted to see you about something. You are Dr. Piso, ain't you?

PISO

I am the Dr. Piso.

CAIUS

I remember you that time I had that carbuncle. Where was it? Somewhere in Gaul. My, my! How the years do skip along! Here it's July again—[He pauses uncertainly] Is it? Is it July again?

PISO

[Professionally] You say you desire to consult me, Commander?

CAIUS

Doctor, you know what it is—this sea-faring life. I thought my legs would give out first. But it turns out to be my stomach.