When a husband’s story is believed, he begins to suspect his wife.
§ 4.
In the year 1830 the average American had six children and one wife. How time transvalues all values!
§ 5.
Love begins like a triolet and ends like a college yell.
§ 6.
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
§ 7.
Man’s objection to love is that it dies hard; woman’s is that when it is dead it stays dead.
§ 8.