Definition of a good mother: one who loves her child almost as much as a little girl loves her doll.
§ 9.
The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little bit jealous. The way to lose him is to keep him a little bit more jealous.
§ 10.
It used to be thought in America that a woman ceased to be a lady the moment her name appeared in a newspaper. It is no longer thought so, but it is still true.
§ 11.
Women have simple tastes. They can get pleasure out of the conversation of children in arms and men in love.
§ 12.
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner’s inquest.