§ 13.
How little it takes to make life unbearable!... A pebble in the shoe, a cockroach in the spaghetti, a woman’s laugh!
§ 14.
The bride at the altar: “At last! At last!” The bridegroom: “Too late! Too late!”
§ 15.
The best friend a woman can have is the man who has got over loving her. He would rather die than compromise her.
§ 16.
The one breathless passion of every woman is to get some one married. If she’s single, it’s herself. If she’s married, it’s the woman her husband would probably marry if she died tomorrow.
§ 17.
Man weeps to think that he will die so soon. Woman, that she was born so long ago.