(Sternly) What?
The Bridegroom
(Nervously) Yes.
The Clergyman
(Coming to the rescue) Wilt them have this woman et cetera? Answer yes or no.
The Bridegroom
I will.
The Clergyman
(Turning to The Bride) Mary, wilt thou have this gentleman to be thy wedded husband, to live together in the holy state of aseptic matrimony? Wilt thou love him, serve him, protect him from all adulterated victuals, and keep him hygienically clothed; and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto him, so long as ye both shall live? If so——
The Bride