Chap. xxv.: How Simplicissimus found the world all strange and the world found him strange likewise
Chap. xxvi.: A new and strange way for men to wish one another luck and to welcome one another
Chap. xxvii.: How Simplicissimus discoursed with the secretary, and how he found a false friend
Chap. xxviii.: How Simplicissimus got two eyes out of one calf's-head
Chap. xxix.: How a man step by step may attain unto intoxication and finally unawares become blind drunk
Chap. xxx.: Still treats of naught but of drinking bouts, and how to be rid of parsons thereat
Chap. xxxi.: How the Lord Governor shot a very foul fox
Chap. xxxii.: How Simplicissimus spoiled the dance
BOOK II.
Chap. i.: How a goose and a gander were mated