Chap. ii.: Concerning the merits and virtues of a good bath at the proper season
Chap. iii.: How the other page received payment for his teaching, and how Simplicissimus was chosen to be a fool
Chap. iv.: Concerning the man that pays the money, and of the military service that Simplicissimus did for the Crown of Sweden: through which service he got the name of Simplicissimus
Chap. v.: How Simplicissimus was by four devils brought into hell and there treated with Spanish wine
Chap. vi.: How Simplicissimus went up to heaven and was turned into a calf
Chap. vii.: How Simplicissimus accommodated himself to the state of a brute beast
Chap. viii.: Discourseth of the wondrous memory of some and the forgetfulness of others
Chap. ix.: Crooked praise of a proper lady
Chap. x.: Discourseth of naught but heroes and famous artists
Chap. xi.: Of the toilsome and dangerous office of a Governor