Another pas-de-deux about my eyes—

I do not care for such close harmonies.

But soon the cutting’s done, the barber says:

“The unemployed are dreadful, better days

“May come and make us more content, I hope.”

My head is buried in a cloud of soap,

Till down upon my head Niagara Falls

Descend with all the heat of music halls.

He dries my hair, and as I go he says:

“The unemployed are dreadful, better days——”