Once again are opportunities afforded

Of a banquet, or a déjeuner at least,

Once again your toleration is rewarded

By a literary feast!

You may think that Rudyard Kipling’s work is stronger,

Or that Chaucer’s may be rather more mature;

Byron’s lyrics are indubitably longer,

Robert Browning’s just a trifle more obscure;

But ’tis certain that no poems are politer,

Or more fitted for perusal in the home,