Than the verses of the unassuming writer

Of this memorable tome!

Austin Dobson is a daintier performer,

Andrew Lang is far more scholarly and wise,

Mr. Swinburne can, of course, be somewhat warmer,

Alfred Austin more amusing, if he tries;

But there’s no one in the world (and well you know it!)

Who can emulate the bard of whom we speak,

For the literary methods of our poet

Are admittedly unique!