HER HAT

Oh, Kitty, she was sweet, the sweetest thing on feet,

If I could woo and win her my life would be complete:

I love her, oh, so dearly, but can never tell her that,

For I know I’d never suit a girl who’d wear such an awful hat.

When I look into her eyes I feel that she’s a prize,

But when she puts her hat on, and I gaze upon the size—

Although I love her dearly, it is forced upon me that

I’d never suit a girl who would wear such a hat.

To chat with her’s a treat; her figure’s trim and neat;