She is the idol of my heart, I could worship at her feet;

But, oh, her hat’s a nightmare, I can’t get away from that.

Real brain, I’m sure, cannot exist, ’neath such a crazy hat.

And so I curse my lot and wish that I was not

So soft about the heart, and that Kitty had no blot;

But what’s the use of fighting fate, my reason tells me that

The real soul of a woman’s indicated by her hat.

THE MIKADO’S SONG

BROUGHT DOWN TO 1909

Mikado sings as formerly: