Who buys for the mere pleasure of buying;

Who expects a declaration of love three times a day;

Who anticipates in married life a good easy snap;

Who thinks it cheaper to buy bread than bake it;

Who would rather die than wear the same bonnet the second season;

Who wants to refurnish her house every spring;

Who stays at home only because she has no other place to visit;

Who would rather nurse a pug dog than a baby;

Who thinks she can get $5,000 worth of style out of a $1,000 salary;

Who does not realize how many pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, and halves there are in $1;