Who marries in order to have some one pay her bills;
Who thinks embroidered centre-pieces and doylies are of more importance than sheets, pillow-cases, and blankets;
Who buys bric-à-brac for her drawing-room and borrows kitchen utensils from her neighbors;
Who cares more for the style of her winter furs than she does for the health and comfort of her family;
Who thinks the cook and nursemaid can run the house;
Who weeps over the woes of the heroine in a trashy novel while ignoring domestic tragedies directly under her own nose.
DON’TS UP TO DATE
FOLLOW RULES AND BE HEALTHY AND WISE, IF NOT OTHERWISE
Don’t exercise after you feel exhausted.
Don’t fail to laugh at your husband’s jokes.