| THE man who tries to mix his women
friends has about the same unfortunate results
as the man who tries to mix his
drinks.
'TIS better to have kissed and paid the cost
than never to have kissed at all.
THE word "court," whether it refers to the
way her husband won her or the place
where he lost her, always has a pleasant
sound to a grass widow.
IF a woman could veil her thoughts and feelings
as effectively as she veils her face she
would be so fascinating that no man could
resist her.
WHEN it comes to love-making men are
so unoriginal, that a sage, a fool and a
"lovers' letter-writer" all sound exactly
alike.
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HUSBANDS are like Christmas gifts: you can't choose them; you've just got to sit down and wait until they arrive and then appear perfectly delighted with what you get. |
THE only way to be happy with a husband is to learn to be happy without him most of the time. |
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