MAIDEN'S hair is more oft false than true!
Aye, and her Modiste is, perchance, the clue,
Could you but know it, to her sylph-like grace,
And, peradventure, to her Figure, too.





HY, for this NOTHING, then, should you provoke
The gods, or lightly don the galling yoke
Of unpermitted pleasure, under pain
Of Alimony-until-Death, if broke?





HY, when to-day your bills are promptly paid,
Assume the whims of some capricious maid,
Incur the debts you never did contract,
And yet must settle? Oh, the sorry trade!




I SWORE—BUT WAS I SOBER WHEN I SWORE?