FT, to some patient married man I turn,
The secret of his dumb content to learn,
But lip-to-ear, he mutters, "Fool, beware!
This is the path, whence there is no return!"




BUT, LIP-TO-EAR, HE MUTTERS, "FOOL, BEWARE!"


H, threats of Hell, and hopes of Paradise!
One thing is certain—when a Husband dies,
No wife shall greet him there with "Where's" or
"Why's"
Nor mock with laughter his most subtle lies!





O matter whether up or down he goes,
He neither cares nor questions, I suppose;
Since Death can hold no bitterness for him,
Because—because—Oh well, he knows, HE KNOWS!





OULD you the spangle of existence spend
In Matrimony? Slow about, my Friend!
A maiden's hair is more oft false than true,
And on the chemist may her blush depend.