Into me some choice worthies keep pitching it home,

For sporting the statutes of Greece and of Rome;

Is it fair, I would ax, to inflict this here slap,

Because I’m a sort of a classical chap?

And some swear ’tis time I was laid on the shelf,

For I grows ’ristocratic—​too sweet on myself;

Now I wenture most humbly to make an appeal,

If I’m to be blam’d for behaving genteel?

In France and New York I have sported my tanners,