And no wonder a polish I have got on my manners;

Now, I begs to inquire whether winner or loser,

Must a man be a blackguard because he’s a bruiser?

No, to tip the purlite I will still do my best,

For everything wulgar I scorn and detest;

My pipe I’ve discarded like most other stars,

And now I smoke nowt but Hawanna cigars.

And I dare say some folks may consider it strange,

That I’m courting the Muses by way of a change,

And thus in Bell’s Life to my feelings give went,