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Contents

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[The Clock that Had no Hands]1
[The Cannon that Modernized Japan]7
[The Tailor who Paid too Much]13
[The Man who Retreats before His Defeat]19
[The Dollar that Can't be Spent]25
[The Pass of Thermopylae]31
[The Perambulating Showcase]37
[How Alexander Untied the Knot]43
[If It Fits You, Wear this Cap]49
[You Must Irrigate Your Neighborhood]55
[Cato's Follow-up System]61
[How to Write Retail Advertising Copy]67
[The Difference between Amusing and Convincing]75
[Some Don'ts when You Do Advertise]79
[The Doctor whose Patients Hang On]85
[The Horse that Drew the Load]91
[The Cellar Hole and the Sewer Hole]97
[The Neighborhood of Your Advertising]103
[The Mistake of the Big Steak]109
[The Omelette Soufflé]113

[The Clock that Had no Hands]

The Clock that Had no Hands

Newspaper advertising is to business, what hands are to a clock. It is a direct and certain means of letting the public know what you are doing. In these days of intense and vigilant commercial contest, a dealer who does not advertise is like a clock that has no hands. He has no way of recording his movements. He can no more expect a twentieth century success with nineteenth century methods, than he can wear the same sized shoes as a man, which fitted him in his boyhood.

His father and mother were content with neighborhood shops and bobtail cars; nothing better could be had in their day. They were accustomed to seek the merchant instead of being sought by him. They dealt “around the corner” in one-story shops which depended upon the immediate friends of the dealer for support. So long as the city was made up of such neighborhood units, each with a full outfit of butchers, bakers, clothiers, jewelers, furniture dealers and shoemakers, it was possible for the proprietors of these little establishments to exist and make a profit.

But as population increased, transit facilities spread, sections became specialized, block after block was entirely devoted to stores, and mile after mile became solely occupied by homes.