Kept up such a rapping on Ozy’s old farm
That the auctioneer nigh had a kink in his
arm—
And it happened at last,’long o’ Thanksgiving
time,
Old Ozy was stripped to his very last dime.
And he said to his helpmeet: “Poor mummy,
I van
I guess them ’ere critters have got all they can.
For they’ve sued off the stock till the barns