“Scratch” and “Uncle Scratch,”

Since the time he cut that ding-do in a certain

wrasslin’ match;

’Twas a pesky scaly caper; he deserved to get

the name

—If he lives to be a hundred he will carry it

the same.

He had vummed that he could wallop any feller

in the place,

He allowed that as a wrassler he could sort of