Had to laugh the other day—boys were down

t’ th’ store,

Talleyrand got started in—the dratted, deef

old bore!

Silas Erskine’s boy spoke up—that’s Ez; wal,

Ez says he,

“Say, Tal, what ever come o’ Jim?” Old

Beals uncrossed his knee,

Said he, “A master cur’us chap, that Jim was,

I must say,