The day I first put on those pants I held a

break-up plough—

The farmers of these later days don’t have

such wrassles now;

I drove six oxen on ahead, a pretty hefty team,

For farming in those old, old days took mus-

cle, grit and steam;

You didn’t stop for rocks and stumps, nor

dodge and skive and skip,

Or else you’d have to lug your meals on ev’ry