For folks that liked vitt-u-als plain;

An’ when ye came down to pettaters and meat

His house was a credit to Maine.

The garding truck they raised themselves,

They killed their pork; and the but’ry shelves

Jest fairly groaned with jells and jams;

—In a shed out back they smoked their hams.

And old Elkanah used to brag

They laid down pickles by the kag;

And they had the darndest hens to lay