And ate his meal in the cheerless gloom,

While over him stood the grim old man

With a stick and a steaming coffee can.

“Now, mister,” allowed Elkanah, “sence

It’s a special breakfus’ it’s thutty cents.”

When the feller paid, as meek’s a pup,

And stuttered “Now, can I be put up?”

“Why, sartin, mister,” Elkanah said;

“Ye can go to tophet or back to bed;

There hain’t hard feelin’s, no, none at all,