“Consarn your schoolmarm notions,” thun-

dered Mrs. Nichols’ spouse,

“You’ve kept a’dingin’ at me till I’m meechin

round the house.

I’ve swallered that and t’other for I didn’t like

to row

But ye ain’t a-going to boss me in the thing

ye’ve tackled now.

I’m durned if I’ll be scalded all the time I’m

being stung