“Consarn your schoolmarm notions,” thun-
dered Mrs. Nichols’ spouse,
“You’ve kept a’dingin’ at me till I’m meechin
round the house.
I’ve swallered that and t’other for I didn’t like
to row
But ye ain’t a-going to boss me in the thing
ye’ve tackled now.
I’m durned if I’ll be scalded all the time I’m
being stung