’Cause she wants to raise a brood.

I sh’d say it’s gettin’ gay

Jest’cause natur’ wants its way.

—While ago my neighbor, Penn,

Started bustin’ up a hen;

Went to yank her off the nest,

Hen, though, made a peck and jest

Grabbed his thumb-nail good and stout,

Almost yanked the darn thing out.

Penn he twitched away and then