An’ den—wal, p’rap I didn’t swore!

Wan tra’n com’ pas’ long jos’ ’bout noon,

An’ go “whoot-toot!” Wal, bamby, soon,

Wa’n’t no whol’ deeshes ’round—for why?

’Cos’, sacre, I jomp op sky-high

An’ keeck dat table’roun’ dat plac’

An’ lat som’ howl com’ off ma face.

Dat vife he skeer mos’ near on death,

An’ all dem shildreen hoi’ deir breath

For saw deir fadder ac’ lak’ dat