It ignores the sycophant’s sly, smooth tricks

And the man who tries to droll.

It shunts a cold, climbing, cynical cad

As it would a plain damned fool.

In short it’s a sane sort of potpourri

Or a melting pot, you know,

For “high brow,” “low brow,” no brows at all,

Or flotsam who just come and go.

Yes, the Poor Man’s Club is a leveling place

For the man with mental bumps.