Its light and cheer are just the best boost
For the one who’s in the dumps.
Life’s edges rough with a deft, tactful touch,
It smooths for the man who’s down,
And the one who’s up never tries the snide trick
Of a patronizing frown.
So if some night you are all out of sorts
And don’t know what to do,
Why just drop in to the Poor Man’s Club,
And let me present to you