As we found ourselves not comme il faut.

We planned and we wondered and craftily pondered

A plan of reprisal for quits,

Then we thought if we waited real patient, more sated,

We’d be than to throw fifty fits.

No haste and bad temper, not even a whimper;

We’d watch and we’d wait and we’d hope;

We’d give him good tether, the stuffer, the bluffer,

He’d hang himself high with the rope.

Now slow was the turning, and with envy burning,