We waited long weeks for his crown,

When early one morning we heard, without warning

He’d quickly and darkly left town.

A check ’twas that threw him, became his undoing

With Winchester’s creme de la creme.

There was weeping and wailing and very much railing;

“His likes just had never been seen.”

Now when tea-pots were boiling; the mesdames were spoiling

To square themselves—and not to squirm;

With demoiselles mustered round tea cups they blustered: