There are trout, teal, and woodcock, a sight for to see,

But what meal can be perfect without our Dundee?

Chorus, if you please.

Pandecages[9] are tasty, and omelettes are good;

Our eggs, though antique, not unsuited for food;

You can always be sure of at least one in three,

But blue mould cannot ruin our Bonnie Dundee.

Chorus, only more so.

Take[10] my soup, though ’tis luscious, my öl,[11] though ’tis rare,

My whisky, though scanty, beyond all compare;