This life would be ever delightful to me,

If folks would but leave me alone!

O,

But take superhuman exertions

And make themselves hot and exhausted and ill

To organize horrid "excursions"!

Let those who enjoy it ride out in a "shay"—

Exploring each dell and each dingle—

But let me throw stones in the water all day

And roll on the sand and the shingle!