They think it delightful to walk on the pier,

And try to create a sensation;

When passengers land, looking pallid and queer,

A cause is for great jubilation:

Let lunatics listen to bands when they play,

And nod to their noise and their jingle—

But let me throw stones in the water all day

And roll on the sand and the shingle!

Anemone-hunters roam over the rocks,