However, "Of course," Margaret began, in a crisp voice, "if you advise

Mr. Woods to marry me as a good speculation--"

But her father caught her up, with a whistle. "Eh?" said he. "Love in

a cottage?--is it thus the poet turns his lay? That's damn' nonsense!

I tell you, even in a cottage the plumber's bill has to be paid, and

the grocer's little account settled every month. Yes, by gad, and

even if you elect to live on bread and cheese and kisses, you'll find

Camembert a bit more to your taste than Sweitzer."

"But I don't want to marry anybody, you ridiculous old dear," said

Margaret.