"Oh, very well," said the old gentleman; "don't. Be an old maid, and

lecture before the Mothers' Club, if you like. I don't care. Anyhow,

you meet Billy to-day at twelve-forty-five. You will?--that's a good

child. Now run along and tell the menagerie I'll be down-stairs as

soon as I've finished dressing."

And the Colonel rang for his man and proceeded to finish his toilet.

He seemed a thought absent-minded this morning.

"I say, Wilkins," he questioned, after a little. "Ever read any of

Ouida's books?"

"Ho, yes, sir," said Wilkins; "Miss 'Enderson--Mrs. 'Aggage's maid,