NOT A QUITTER.
Wilhemina’s bridegroom failed to show up at the church
So she yanked the driver off the wedding hack,
And married him in lieu of John, who’d left her in the lurch
For she would NOT send the wedding presents back.
EVER KNOW IT TO FAIL?
“I never could marry that kind of a man!”
Said Miss Sue of a fellow named Sid—
So of course the gods heard her and laughed when they saw,
’Twas exactly the kind that she did!
