HOW WAS SHE TO KNOW?
The reason sweet Alice got married to-day—
Sweet Alice, so prettily blushing,
She hadn’t the faintest idea that the gent
Had another wife over in Flushing.
A TONIC.
Miss Luella Gloaming was naturally glum,
So she married young Grouch, the recluse;
For she says when she’s sad, she just looks at his face—
Then she can’t help but laugh like the deuce!