The Chronicles of Aunt Minervy Ann

by Joel Chandler Harris

“I know’d it!” Aunt Minervy turned to me and nodded her head with energy. “I know’d it right pine blank!”

“You knew what?” the presiding genius of the household inquired with some curiosity.

“I know’d ’m dat you wuz a Northron lady.”

“I don’t see how you knew it,” I remarked.

“Well, suh, she talk like we-all do, an’ she got mighty much de same ways. But when I went out dar dis mornin’ an’ holler at ’er in de kitchen, I know’d by de way she turn ’roun’ on me dat she ain’t been brung up wid niggers. Ef she’d ’a’ been a Southron lady, she’d ’a’ laughed an’ said, ‘Come in here an’ cook dis dinner yo’se’f, you ole vilyun,’ er she’d ’a’ come out an’ crackt me over de head with dat i’on spoon what she had in her han’.”

I could perceive a vast amount of acuteness in the observation, but I said nothing, and, after a considerable pause, Aunt Minervy Ann remarked:

“Dey er lots er mighty good folks up dar”—indicating the North—“some I’ve seed wid my own eyes an’ de yuthers I’ve heern talk un. Mighty fine folks, an’ dey say dey mighty sorry fer de niggers. But I’ll tell um all anywhar, any day, dat I’d lots druther dey’d be good ter me dan ter be sorry fer me. You know dat ar white lady what Marse Tom Chippendale married? Her pa come down here ter he’p de niggers, an’ he done it de best he kin, but Marse Tom’s wife can’t b’ar de sight un um. She won’t let um go in her kitchen, she won’t let um go in her house, an’ she don’t want um nowhars ’roun’. She’s mighty sorry fer ’m, but she don’t like um. I don’t blame ’er much myse’f, bekaze it look like dat de niggers what been growin’ up sence freedom is des tryin’ der han’ fer ter see how no ’count dey kin be. Dey’ll git better—dey er bleeze ter git better, ’kaze dey can’t git no wuss.”

Here came another pause, which continued until Aunt Minervy Ann, turning her head toward me, asked if I knew the lady that Jesse Towers married; and before I had time to reply with certainty, she went on:

“No, suh, you des can’t know ’er. She ain’t come dar twel sev’mty, an’ I mos’ know you ain’t see ’er dat time you went down home de las’ time, ’kaze she wa’n’t gwine out dat year. Well, she wuz a Northron lady. I come mighty nigh tellin’ you ’bout ’er when you wuz livin’ dar, but fus’ one thing an’ den anudder jumped in de way; er maybe ’Twuz too new ter be goshup’d ’roun’ right den. But de way she come ter be dar an’ de way it all turn out beats any er dem tales what de ol’ folks use ter tell we childun. I may not know all de ins an’ outs, but what I does know I knows mighty well, ’kaze de young ’oman tol’ me herse’f right out ’er own mouf.

“Fus’ an’ fo’mus’, dar wuz ol’ Gabe Towers. He wuz dar whence you wuz dar, an’ long time ’fo’ dat. You know’d him, sho’, ’kaze he wuz one er dem kinder men what sticks out fum de res’ like a waggin’ tongue. Not dat he wuz any better’n anybody else, but he had dem kinder ways what make folks talk ’bout ’im an’ ’pen’ on ’im. I dunner ’zackly what de ways wuz, but I knows dat whatsomever ol’ Gabe Towers say an’ do, folks ’d nod der head an’ say an’ do de same. An’ me ’long er de res’. He had dem kinder ways ’bout ’im, an’ ’twa’n’t no use talkin’.”