The Chronicles of Aunt Minervy Ann

by Joel Chandler Harris

“Bimeby, I hear sump’n come swishin’ ’long, an’ in walkt Miss Fanny. I tell you now, suh, ef I’d a met ’er comin’ down de road, I’d ’a’ made a break fer de bushes, she look so much like you know sperrets oughter look—an’ Marse Jesse’s wife wuz layin’ dar wid ’er eyes wide open. She sorter swunk back in de bed when she see Miss Fanny, an’ cry out, ‘Oh, I’m mighty sorry fer ter trouble you; I’m gwine ’way in de mornin’.’ Miss Fanny went ter de bed an’ knelt down ’side it, an’ ’low, ‘No, you ain’t gwine no whar but right in dis house. Yo’ place is here, wid his mudder an’ his gran’fadder.’ Wid dat, Marse Jesse’s wife put her face in de piller an’ moan an’ cry, twel I hatter ax Miss Fanny fer ter please, ma’m, go git some res’.

“Well, suh, I stayed dar dat night an’ part er de nex’ day, an’ by dat time all un um wuz kinder quieted down, but dey wuz mighty res’less in de min’, ’speshually Marse Jesse’s wife, which her name wuz Miss Sadie. It seem like dat Marse Jesse wuz livin’ at a town up dar in de fur North whar dey wuz a big lake, an’ he went out wid one er dem ’scursion parties, an’ a storm come up an’ shuck de boat ter pieces. Dat what make I say what I does. I don’t min’ gwine on ’scursions on de groun’, but when it come ter water—well, suh, I ain’t gwine ter trus’ myse’f on water twel I kin walk on it an’ not wet my foots. Marse Jesse wuz de Captain uv a music-ban’ up dar, an’ de papers fum dar had some long pieces ’bout ’im, an’ de paper at home had a piece ’bout ’im. It say he wuz one er de mos’ renounced music-makers what yever had been, an’ dat when it come ter dat kinder doin’s he wuz a puffick prodigal. I ’member de words, suh, bekaze I made Hamp read de piece out loud mo’ dan once.

“Miss Sadie, she got mo’ calmer atter while, an’ ’twa’n’t long ’fo’ Marse Gabe an’ Miss Fanny wuz bofe mighty tuck up wid ’er. Dey much’d ’er up an’ made a heap un ’er, an’ she fa’rly hung on dem. I done tol’ you she ain’t purty, but dey wuz sump’n ’bout ’er better dan purtiness. It mought er been ’er eyes, en den ag’in mought er been de way er de gal; but whatsomever ’twuz, hit made you think ’bout ’er at odd times durin’ de day, an’ des ’fo’ you go ter sleep at night.

“Eve’ything went swimmin’ along des ez natchul ez a duck floatin’ on de mill-pon’. Dey wa’n’t skacely a day but what I seed Miss Sadie. Ef I ain’t go ter Marse Gabe’s house she’d be sho’ ter come ter mine. Dat uz atter Hamp wuz ’lected ter de legislatur, suh. He ’low dat a member er de ingener’l ensembly ain’t got no bizness livin’ in a kitchen, but I say he ain’t a whit better den dan he wuz befo’. So be, I done been cross ’im so much dat I tell ’im ter git de house an’ I’d live in it ef ’twa’n’t too fur fum Miss Vallie an’ Marse Tumlin. Well, he had it built on de outskyirts, not a big jump fum Miss Vallie an’ betwix’ de town an’ Marse Gabe Towers’s. When you come down ter de fa’r, you mus’ come see me. Me an’ Hamp’ll treat you right; we sholy will.

“Well, suh, in dem days dey wa’n’t so many niggers willin’ ter do an’ be done by, an’ on account er dat, ef Miss Vallie wa’n’t hollin’ fer ’Nervy Ann, Miss Fanny er Miss Sadie wuz, an’ when I wa’n’t at one place, you might know I’d be at de yuther one. It went on dis away, an’ went on twel one day got so much like an’er dat you can’t tell Monday fum Friday. An’ it went on an’ went on twel bimeby I wuz bleeze ter say sump’n ter Hamp. You take notice, suh, an’ when you see de sun shinin’ nice an’ warm an’ de win’ blowin’ so saft an’ cool dat you wanter go in a-washin’ in it—when you see dis an’ feel dat away, Watch out! Watch out, I tell you! Dat des de time when de harrycane gwine ter come up out’n de middle er de swamp an’ t’ar things ter tatters. Same way when folks gitting on so nice dat dey don’t know dey er gittin’ on.

“De fus’ news I know’d Miss Sadie wuz bringin’ little bundles ter my house ’twix’ sundown an’ dark. She’d ’low, ‘Aunt Minervy Ann, I’ll des put dis in de cornder here; I may want it some time.’ Nex’ day it’d be de same doin’s over ag’in. ‘Aunt Minervy Ann, please take keer er dis; I may want it some time.’ Well, it went on dis away fum day ter day, but I ain’t pay no ’tention. Ef any ’spicion cross my min’ it wuz dat maybe Miss Sadie puttin’ dem things dar fer ter ’sprise me Chris’mus by tellin’ me dey wuz fer me. But one day she come ter my house, an’ sot down an’ put her han’s over her face like she got de headache er sump’n.

“Wellum”—Aunt Minervy Ann, with real tact, now began to address herself to the lady of the house—“Wellum, she sot dar so long dat bimeby I ax ’er what de matter is. She ain’t say nothin’; she ain’t make no motion. I ’low ter myse’f dat she don’t wanter be pestered, so I let ’er ’lone an’ went on ’bout my business. But, bless you! de nex’ time I look at ’er she wuz settin’ des dat away wid ’er han’s over her face. She sot so still dat it sorter make me feel quare, an’ I went, I did, an’ cotch holt er her han’s sorter playful-like. Wellum, de way dey felt made me flinch. All I could say wuz, ‘Lord ’a’ mercy!’ She tuck her han’s down, she did, an’ look at me an’ smile kinder faint-like. She ’low, ‘Wuz my han’s col’, Aunt Minervy Ann?’ I look at ’er an’ grunt, ‘Huh! dey won’t be no colder when youer dead.’ She ain’t say nothin’, an’ terreckly I ’low, ‘What de name er goodness is de matter wid you, Miss Sadie?’ She say, ‘Nothin’ much. I’m gwine ter stay here ter-night, an’ ter-morrer mornin’ I’m gwine ’way.’ I ax ’er, ‘How come dat? What is dey done to you?’ She say, ‘Nothin’ ’tall.’ I ’low, ‘Does Marse Gabe an’ Miss Fanny know you gwine?’ She say, ‘No; I can’t tell um.’

“Wellum, I flopt down on a cheer; yessum, I sho’ did. My min’ wuz gwine like a whirligig an’ my head wuz swimmin’. I des sot dar an’ look at ’er. Bimeby she up an’ say, pickin’ all de time at her frock, ‘I know’d sump’n wuz gwine ter happen. Dat de reason I been bringin’ dem bundles here. In dem ar bundles you’ll fin’ all de things I fotch here. I ain’t got nothin’ dey give me ’cep’n dish yer black dress I got on. I’d ’a’ fotch my ol’ trunk, but I dunner what dey done wid it. Hamp’ll hatter buy me one an’ pay for it hisse’f, ’kaze I ain’t got a cent er money.’ Dem de ve’y words she say. I ’low, ‘Sump’n must ’a’ happen den.’ She nodded, an’ bimeby she say, ‘Mr. Towers comin’ home ter-night. Dey done got a telegraph fum ’im.’