The Chronicles of Aunt Minervy Ann

by Joel Chandler Harris

“I ain’t no almanac, suh, but I never is ter fergit de year when Jess went a-fiddlin. ’Twuz sixty, ’kaze de nex’ year de war ’gun ter bile, an’ ’twa’n’t long ’fo’ it biled over. Yes, suh! dar wuz de war come on an Jess done gone. Dey banged aloose, dey did, dem on der side, an’ we on our’n, an’ dey kep’ on a bangin’ twel we-all can’t bang no mo’. An’ den de war hushed up, an’ freedom come, an’ still nobody ain’t hear tell er Jesse. Den you come down dar, suh, an’ stay what time you did; still nobody ain’t hear tell er Jesse. He mought er writ ter his ma, but ef he did, she kep’ it mighty close. Marse Gabe ain’t los’ no flesh ’bout it, an’ ef he los’ any sleep on account er Jess, he ain’t never brag ’bout it.

“Well, suh, it went on dis away twel, ten year atter Jess went a-fiddlin’, his wife come home. Yes, suh! His wife! Well! I wuz stan’in’ right in de hall talkin’ wid Miss Fanny—dat’s Jesse’s ma—when she come, an’ when de news broke on me you could ’a’ knockt me down wid a permeter fan. De house-gal show’d ’er in de parler, an’ den come atter Miss Fanny. Miss Fanny she went in dar, an’ I stayed outside talkin’ wid de house-gal. De gal say, ‘Aunt Minervy Ann, dey sho’ is sump’n n’er de matter wid dat white lady. She white ez any er de dead, an’ she can’t git ’er breff good.’ ’Bout dat time, I hear somebody cry out in de parler, an’ den I hear sump’n fall. De house-gal cotch holt er me an’ ’gun ter whimper. I shuck ’er off, I did, an’ went right straight in de parler, an’ dar wuz Miss Fanny layin’ face fo’mus’ on a sofy wid a letter in ’er han’ an’ de white lady sprawled out on de flo’.

“Well, suh, you can’t skeer me wid trouble ’kaze I done see too much; so I shuck Miss Fanny by de arm an’ ax ’er what de matter, an’ she cry out, ‘Jesse’s dead an’ his wife come home.’ She uz plum heart-broke, suh, an’ I ’speck I wuz blubberin’ some myse’f when Marse Gabe walkt in, but I wuz tryin’ ter work wid de white lady on de flo’. ’Twix’ Marse Gabe an’ Miss Fanny, ’twuz sho’ly a tryin’ time. When one er dem hard an’ uppity men lose der grip on deyse’f, dey turn loose ever’thing, an’ dat wuz de way wid Marse Gabe. When dat de case, sump’n n’er got ter be done, an’ it got ter be done mighty quick.”

Aunt Minervy Ann paused here and rubbed her hands together contemplatively, as if trying to restore the scene more completely to her memory.

“You know how loud I kin talk, suh, when I’m min’ ter. Well, I talk loud den an’ dar. I ’low, ‘What you-all doin’? Is you gwine ter let Marse Jesse’s wife lay here an’ die des ’kaze he dead? Ef you is, I’ll des go whar I b’longs at!’ Dis kinder fotch um ’roun’, an’ ’twa’n’t no time ’fo’ we had de white lady in de bed whar Jesse use ter sleep at, an’ soon’s we got ’er cuddled down in it, she come ’roun’. But she wuz in a mighty bad fix. She wanter git up an’ go off, an’ ’twuz all I could do fer ter keep ’er in bed. She done like she wuz plum distracted. Dey wa’n’t skacely a minnit fer long hours, an’ dey wuz mighty long uns, suh, dat she wa’n’t moanin’ an’ sayin’ dat she wa’n’t gwine ter stay, an’ she hope de Lord’d fergive ’er. I tell you, suh, ’twuz tarryfyin’. I shuck nex’ day des like folks do when dey er honin’ atter dram.

“You may ax me how come I ter stay dar,” Aunt Minervy Ann suggested with a laugh. “Well, suh, ’twa’n’t none er my doin’s. I ’speck dey mus’ be sump’n wrong ’bout me, ’kaze no matter how rough I talk ner how ugly I look, sick folks an’ childun alters takes up wid me. When I go whar dey is, it’s mighty hard fer ter git ’way fum um. So, when I say ter Jesse’s wife, ‘Keep still, honey, an’ I’ll go home an’ not pester you,’ she sot up in bed an’ say ef I gwine she gwine too. I say, ‘Nummine ’bout me, honey, you lay down dar an’ don’t talk too much.’ She ’low, ‘Le’ me talk ter you an’ tell you all ’bout it.’ But I shuck my head an’ say dat ef she don’t hush up an’ keep still I’m gwine right home.

“I had ter do ’er des like she wuz a baby, suh. She wa’n’t so mighty purty, but she had purty ways, ’stracted ez she wuz, an’ de biggest black eyes you mos’ ever seed, an’ black curly ha’r cut short kinder, like our folks use ter w’ar der’n. Den de house-gal fotched some tea an’ toas’, an’ dis holp ’er up mightly, an’ atter dat I sont ter Marse Gabe fer some dram, an’ de gal fotched de decanter fum de side-bode. Bein’, ez you may say, de nurse, I tuck an’ tas’e er de dram fer ter make sho’ dat nobody ain’t put nothin’ in it. An’, sho’ ’nuff, dey ain’t.”

Aunt Minervy Ann paused and smacked her lips. “Atter she got de vittles an’ de dram, she sorter drap off ter sleep, but ’twuz a mighty flighty kinder sleep. She’d wake wid a jump des ’zackly like babies does, an’ den she’d moan an’ worry twel she dozed off ag’in. I nodded, suh, bekaze you can’t set me down in a cheer, night er day, but what I’ll nod, but in betwix’ an’ betweens I kin hear Marse Gabe Towers walkin’ up an’ down in de liberry; walk, walk; walk, walk, up an’ down. I ’speck ef I’d ’a’ been one er de nervious an’ flighty kin’ dey’d ’a’ had to tote me out er dat house de nex’ day; but me! I des kep’ on a-noddin’.