Is fit to be a friend to none but thee.

Make sure of him, and of his muse betimes,

For all his study is hung round with rhymes.

Laugh at him, jostle him, yet still he writes,

In rhyme he challenges, in rhyme he fights.

Charged with the last, and basest infamy,

His business is to think what rhymes to lie;

Which found, in fury he retorts again.

Strephon's a very dragon at his pen;

His brother murdered,[59] and his mother's whored,