Shall make an Admiral fly?

Never shall I believe it true

That I should have to fall

On an icy sea with an awful spank, by the act of one of a junior rank,

I—Schultz, of Donnington Hall."

Their Lordships read—and bells were heard

That woke the echoing past;

And Scouts and messengers jumped and fled—till all was still as a world of dead

Beneath the wireless mast.

My Lords in solemn conclave drew