Behind a bolted door,

Threshing it out in full debate—"Is it a case for an Acting Rate?

Or use of Martial Law?"

At four o'clock in the afternoon,

With tea-cups clattering past,

Along the echoing Portland floor the whisper passed from door to door—

"They've settled it all at last!"

And I have the word of a lady fair

In Room Two Thousand B—

(A perfect peach, I beg to state), who typed the letter in triplicate